Short religious jokes

A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a ...
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45 Funny Christian Jokes ... 1. What did Jonah's family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? "Hmm, sounds fishy." 2.
Religion doesn't always have to be serious. Lighten up with these priest jokes and funny Christian jokes.
"Well, there's so much to live for!" "Like what?" "Are you religious?" He said: "Yes." I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?" " ...
One little girl was scribbling so intently that the teacher asked what she was drawing. The little girl replied, “I'm drawing a picture of Jesus.” The teacher ...
1. How does Moses make his coffee? · 2. How long did Cain dislike his brother? · 3. Why didn't Noah go fishing? · 4. What is the best way to study ...
3. How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel. 4. How did the apostles get to Pentecost? Honda! They were all in one Accord. 5. When was Joseph ...
"Christian." "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" "Protestant." "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
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9. "Don't worry Billy, those people are Christians -- they must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour." 8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with ...
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“Did the pastor heal you by faith?” “No,” the old man said with a smile. “He just gave me a cane that wasn't six inches too short!”.
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